today i was in the car and i saw a bumper sticker that read "i wish i was barbie, that bitch has everything". rather than making a critique on the message i noticed that the subjunctive was not used properly. i promptly went on a rant about how it should be "i wish i were barbie". my father thought i was hilarious. i thought it was amusing as well. guess certain habits have been given to me by my friends.